title="Phoenix Rabid Banana Aftershave/Cologne">
Everybody's favorite Banana scent is back, Rabid Banana!
The Scent Profile:
Sweet, Nostalgic, Starchy, Fruity, Fresh. You'll be dazed and amazed where this scent takes you I guarantee. It really is perfect for summer!
Imagine this: it’s 1986, your BMX is "parked" on the lawn, “Explorers” is on VHS, and you just peeled a scratch-n-sniff sticker that smells like pure happiness. That’s Rabid Banana. It doesn’t whisper banana, it shouts it across dimensions. Sweet. Starchy. Fruity. Fresh. Unmistakably "80's banana". Like your childhood memories took a joyride through hyperspace and crash-landed into your shave den. (Note: Rewatch Explorers tonight)
Life is too short to live without the Phoenix Rabid Banana Aftershave/Cologne. Be happy. Be Content. Be Satisfied.
Inventory Last Updated: Jul 15, 2026
Inventory Last Updated: Jul 15, 2026